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29 Worst Valentine's Day Gifts

Worst Valentine's Day Gifts

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    Spanx

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    Porn

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    A gift cart to Safeway

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    Cash

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    Lottery Tickets

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    Whether you love or hate Valentine's Day, we can all agree that these gifts are a sure-fire ways to kill your relationship. Check out the all-time Worst Valentine's Day Gifts!

    A scale - no one wants to be told they need to lose weight...

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    Socks - are you trying to say your significant other has nasty feet?!

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    Diamond Ring Keychain

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    A vacuum - Saying your significant other is messy isn't a great message to send on Valentine's Day.

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    Anything sharp - it's thought to be bad luck in some philosophies. Plus it's super creepy.

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    A check

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    Self-help books - Because no-one wants to be told they need self-help from someone who isn't, well, their self.

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    Deodorant. Even if you call your honey "Stinky" this won't win you any brownie points.

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    Eye cream. Pointing out your girlfriend's crow's feet will send her kicking and screaming.

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    V-Day doesn't stand for Viagra.

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    Facebook "gifts" - if your love can only be expressed virtually, you've got bigger problems.

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    Lingerie that's too big. Don't remind your lady of her, uh, shortcomings, unless you're man enough to be held responsible for your own!

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    A gym membership. MAYBE you can get away with it for New Year's, but on Valentine's Day the LAST thing you want to do is tell your partner you want them to shape up.

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    Workout videos. Also not a good idea.

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    Faux romance. There's no substitute for the real thing.

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    Celebrating Valentine's Day with the cheapest bottle of champagne says you're not invested in the relationship... literally.

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    Lingerie that's too small also sends the wrong message... like 'I wish you were this size."

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    Bittersweets. This mean take on conversation hearts will surely shut up your lover.

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    ANYTHING from the seasonal aisle at the nearest drug store is a no-no.

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    A subscription to Weight Watchers. Even if your significant other is overweight... this is NOT the time.

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    Hair removal gel... again, grooming products are a no-no. Especially ones that say "I don't like your excess hair."

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    Listerine.

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    A piece of jewelry in a ring-sized box that isn't, in fact, a ring. Because that's just mean.

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